#like nobody tops zhongli but still

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Curiosity here but like. Who were some of CN Childes favorite characters, besides Zhongli? Who are the folks he’s really gonna be looking out for?

since he's childe, i'd imagine we can just base off of his friends in-game. so like- all the pyro girls, folks like fischl and itto, probably thoma and bennett also i'd also wager some of the tall men? mainly neuvillette, baizhu, and wriothesley. odd ones out, probably nahida, furina, jean, navia, clorinde, maybe also shenhe and yaoyao and faruzan

that's my take, anyway

[paimonial-rage]

My favorite works in no particular order:

Tipsy Tales (Anemo Boys)

Symbiosis (Ayato)

What Destiny Has Brought (Fischl)

Hello How Are You (Gorou)

Follow the Wind II (Kazuha)

Of the Same Coin (Mika)

Songs of the Wind (Venti)

Nothing Lasts Forever (Yae Miko)

Sharing a Drink They Call Loneliness (Zhongli)

Of Hopes and Prayers (Zhongli)

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THE ALTAR OF ADORATION ♥︎

recently i've been getting more and more into my zhongli brainrot (even though he's been one of my fav characters since forever lol) so here you all go!!

oh also tysm for over 1k notes, 100+ reblogs and 50 new followers!! you guys are the best <3 i really didn't expect that kind of support on my last post - turns out everyone likes some dragon men!! so i decided to write some more, here you lovelies go!!

tags: Zhongli, female! reader, dragon! zhongli, religious themes, sacrificial offering, smut, fluff, mating, breeding, creampie, monsterfucking

-> you have been chosen as a sacrifice to the great geo lord rex lapis, during a period where everyone believed he was mad at mortals. scared for your life and trembling, you now realize there was another problem troubling lord morax.

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great lord rex lapis roamed the earths and heavens for centuries, ruling the land of geo and its people through the thick and thin. they were very devoted followers, obeying his every wish.

however, the height of his reign has long passed, and people simply stopped caring about their archon. until recently.

crops began to wither, mines dried out, contracts were getting broken left and right - rex lapis has had enough of their careless behavior. his people have disappointed him, and this was a sign of his fury. if something wasn't to change, he would abandon them completely.

the people of liyue decided to recommit to their religion, prepared to offer the geo lord a sacrifice of any kind, just so he'd once again bless them. you, even though born in a time where people lost their respect for the geo lord, have always been a devoted follower, praying to him each day and leaving flowers and beautiful crystals under his statue of the seven.

already being a believer of the geo archon, you were chosen as the ceremonial sacrifice.

while nobody knew where rex lapis resided, the site of the ceremony was chosen to be on mt. hulao. as the crowds of people gathered from all over liyue around the lake on the top of the mountain, you stood in front of them, shaking. while you were a follower of morax, you didn't feel it was right to die for the sins of your people.

"it's time to pay our sacrifise!" yelled one of the townsfolk, holding your wrist in an iron grip as he he slit your palm with a sharp knife. you screamed out in pain as maroon blood dripped down your hand. the man who slit your hand placed a valuable cor lapis stone in it, watching as the orange stone quickly became stained with your red blood.

you held your breath as they placed you on the highest point of the mountain and pushed you off, chanting morax's name over and over.

falling seemed to last centuries, even though it was just seconds. you waited and waited for your body to hit the ground, tightening your hold on the cor lapis and in your head praying:

"rex lapis, if you're here, if you hear my prayer, please, i beg you, save me!"

suddenly, your feel onto something, tightly closing your eyes. was this... death?

you open your eyes and realize this wasn't any kind of afterlife - in fact, you were very much still alive, spread on top of the back of a large dragon. your mortality was confirmed by the sharp pain you still felt in your left hand.

"..r-rex l-lapis..?"

the dragon stayed quiet as you clutched his mane, holding on to him for dear life. he only let you get down once you were inside a large cave, seeming like it wasn't a part of the human world - no, this had to be an adepti realm.

an uneducated mortal maybe wouldn't be certain just who was standing between them, but you knew oh so very well. his goldenish brown scales, the big, honey-colored eyes and the tail which ended in a mosaic of clouds all gave him away. standing before you was the geo archon, the adeptus who saved your life even though you were a peace offering.

he stayed quiet, removing you from his back like it was nothing and moving to a completely different side of the cave, laying down on the cold ground with his back turned to you.

he was in no mood to talk, you knew, but you had to thank him for saving your life.

"lord morax..?"

he grumbled in response, steam coming out of his large nostrils.

"i cinserely thank you for saving my life... i was supposed to be a mere sacrifise, yet you still showed me mercy.. i.. just, thank you so much.."

the second the word "sacrifise" leaves your lips rex lapis perks up, turning to you with frantic eyes. he grabs your hand to inspect the still slightly bleeding cut, tearing a piece of your skirt to wrap around your wound as a bandage. morax tightly ties it, then quickly moves from you.

"it should stop the bleeding," he grumbled low, never turning to look at you, almost as if he was completely uninterested, "i will bring you to the villege tomorrow, little mortal. now sleep. your body needs rest"

how could you rest after such a traumatic experience? after almost having your life, all your hopes and dreams, unfairly thorn from you?

"no, i.. i can't return! they will all know that i failed, that i wasn't the sacrifise they all needed to save liyue from your punishment!"

morax huffs, his tail hitting the ground with a loud thump.

"then you can tell them all that i do not wish for a sacrifise. spilling innocent human blood is not only unecessary but also completely repulsive to me."

your eyes widen as he says this, your body instinctively moving a little closer to him: "you.. do not wish for a sacrifise, my lord? then how should we repay you for our sins? how can we ever make you forgive us for losing our faith in you..?"

rex lapis growls lowly, his body tightening like he was in some kind of discomfort or pain.

"the lack of my blessing isn't for the reasons your kind believes," he growled, "i'm not upset at you humans. now sleep." you knew well that that was an order, and an order coming from an archon must always be obeyed. yet, you didn't, scooting closer to him.

"the only thing to be upset about is that they sent you as the offering. how unfair it is to send one of my most devoted followers to die for my amusement.."

you hold your breath, afraid that he was actually considering killing you.

"i've recieved all the little treasures you leave out for me and have heard your every word. you're a persistant little one, aren't you?" even though you couldn't see him, you could feel the smirk on his face.

the knowledge that he has seen and heard how you worship him makes your heart thump loudly in your chest, a pool of pride and flusterness swirling in your belly.

suddenly, morax smells the air sharply, then started writhing on the ground in pain, cursing out a deep yet broken"fuck..!".

"are you in pain, my lord? can i do something to help?" you ask eagerly, wishing to help your saviour.

"move away!" he roared, steam coming out of his mouth. "go to sleep and stop talking to me when i ask, mortal!"

you frigtenedly to as told, laying down on the ground and turning away from him, squeezing your eyes shut. suddenly, you hear little muffled whines and cries coming from him, which immediately makes you look at him again.

his large head is completely flushed red, his lungs heaving up and down quickly. he panted out short little puffs of air, his eyes bloodshot ready and his body trembling slightly. you didn't know what was wrong with him, he acted like some kind of a wild animal in a rut-

"lord morax, are you.. in a rut..?" it was a shameful question to ask the archon, yet your curiosity got the better of you.

he huffed out, more and more in pain with every passing minute. "i haven't... hah... i haven't been in centuries... it's inevitable i go through it every couple of hundred years..."

morax groans, visibly in a lot of discomfort.

"and of course that when i'm in a rut they just have to send me a gorgeous woman as a sacrifice to worsen my state..."

your cheeks darken as he murmurs this, blood rushing to your head.

"how do i worsen your state..?"

"your arousal" he rasps, "i can smell it, little mortal. i can smell you, and it's torture. it pains every muscle in my body to resist you, but i have to; it's my duty"

your heart aches at his words.

"i can help" you breathe, unsure what you were even offering. his sharp eyes turn to you, piercing you with his gaze.

"no", his answer is short but stern, "i could kill you, i could harm you and leave you not remembering your own name. i cannot do that to my most devoted follower. not to you, y/n"

your heart stops, dropping to your feet.

"how do you know my name...?"

he groans as he explains: "i often wander around the mortal world in my human form, to feel closer to your kind... i have met you a couple of times during your prayer at the statue of the seven. i cannot use your pure body to breed when i know how much respect and hope you have in me. it would be betrayal to you, and you would never see me, nor my human form, the same"

"it pains me to see my archon in pain" you whisper as you get closer to the large dragon, your stomach stirring. you gently touch the scales down his back and feel how he shivers under your touches.

"i want... i want to help you, if i can... i want to help you through this.. you have helped me through the darkest points in my life, and even though i don't know who your human form is, i have a feeling i'm close to you even then... i just desire to help you, lord morax..."

"do you even understand what kind of help i need? what i will do to you if you allow me?"

you smile, running your hands through his shiny mane.

"yes, i understand. use me however you like, my lord."

his self control snaps, big paws pinning you down on the ground. he's panting like a dog as he nuzzles his head against your neck, tearing the rest of your skirt off. only left in a pair of underwear and a thin shirt, you tremble under the archon's touches.

"hm.. such a beautiful mortal..." he hums as he tears the rest of your cloth from your body, leaving you completely bare. you try to cover yourself with your arms, yet morax grabs them and pins them by your sides.

his large mouth comes in contact with your skin, licking, kissing and biting as he moved down. morax grazes your skin with his teeth, never biting down hard enough to draw blood from your veins. you had already done your sacrifice, more blood wasn't needed. his tounge moves from your neck to your exposed breast, swirling around your hard nipples, earning a little whimper from you.

then, he moves even lower, nipping at your stomach. he forces your tighs apart, burying his large head to your folds and forcing you to hold on to him by his horns. rex lapis tastes you eagerly, lapping up any slick your body oh so willingly gave him. you moaned and whined as he fucked you with his tounge, making you come almost instantly.

"ohhhh!! m-morax~ ahh..." you moan as he helps you through it, sharply tugging on your sensitive clit with his sharp teeth, always careful not to hurt you.

"celestia" he sighs into your slick folds, earning a tremble from you. "you taste devine, my dear. i haven't enjoyed such a sweet taste in centuries"

he shows you no mercy and continues to eat you out as if you were his last meal, one paw holding down your wrists and the other secured on your hips, not allowing you to move at all. after about three delicious highs he pulls from your frail body with his tounge, you start begging for the real thing. you knew his rut wouldn't be over unless he fucked you, and you were kinda hoping this torterous foreplay would be over soon...

"m-morax... please.." you whimper, squeezing your legs around his snout. he grumbles low, giving one final lick to your greedy pussy.

"i have to loosen you as much as possible so you could even try to take me. preperations can take up to days."

your eyes open wide and your mouth partens. you couldn't wait days to get him to fuck you, and you certainly didn't know how you'd survive days worth of eating out!

"but i cannot wait that long" he smirks, rubbing your outter tighs and ass. in one swift motion he flips you over so you were on your knees, face down and ass up. you feel his length rubbing up on you; even though you couldn't see him, your eyes went wide in shock. you felt how impossibly large he was, both in size and girth, almost being comparable to your legs.

but another thing surprises you - the head of his cock is poking at your tight entrance, but another thing is poking at your ass! you turn your head in shock, and he reassures you.

"i am different than a mortal, my dear"

you let out a loud scream of his name as he harshly thrusts both of his heavy cocks into you. he thrusts as far as he can, entering your cushy womb from how big he is and almost ripping your ass apart. you scream and cry and writhe yet he doesn't budge, letting you get used to him inside you for a few moments before he starts thrusting.

he starts moving without a warning, dragging you back on his cocks. you turn into a sobbing mess as each one of his thrusts so pleasantly tease your g-spot, bullying your tight walls.

"ahh.. ahhh! mphhh! mmphshs! m- mor... ah! ohhh!"

you cry and cry, not even knowing your own name out of so much pleasure. you feel like your holes are completely loose and yet, clamping down on him greedily. he tugs your head back by your hair, snuggling his nuzzle in your neck so you'd hear him better.

"shh, don't cry... you've asked me for this, little mortal. you asked to be fucked like this, hm? look at you, so pretty like this. so no need to cry, you will be fine. i allow you as much pleasure as you need. "

you couldn't stop yourself from coming, squirting your juices all over his cock. he watches this in amusement, fucking into you harder and faster. in one moment, he threw his head back in pleasure, making a loud roar.

"fuck, y/n..." he groaned as you hiccupped your sobs, finally giving a harsh, last thrust and stilling inside. you felt an impossible amount of warmth spread through your body as he filled you with seed, spilling a wave after wave of cum in your womb. he had filled you so much that it spilled from you, leaving you entirely breathless.

as soon as he's done he pulls out, letting you fall to the floor. he picks up your limp body, curling himself around you and cuddling you close.

"it's alright, my dear... you did perfect. you were just devine, and you've felt better than anything i've ever felt in all my years. rest, now. i will take care of the rest tomorrow."

your head hazy, your mind fuzzy with pleasure and your eyes heavy, you lay curled against him and finally get the much needed sleep.

the next morning, you wake up with a human, veined arm around your bare waist.

"there you are... you are too adorable in your sleep" a deep voice said from behind you, and you turned around, expecting to see the geo archon.

yet, you were faced with a man you knew all to well - the man you had deep feelings for ever since he first arrived in liyue harbour.

"mr. zhongli?!"

he hums out a laugh, tightening his hold on you.

"yes, if i'm correct, we've met in my human form a couple of times?"

you blush deeply, reminiscing on the few blissful times you talked to him. he was a very handsome, successful young man, with great wisdom and a clever mind - and you admired him very much, so much that you couldn't help but fall in love.

"you look dissapointed... are you not fond of me after finding out who i am?"

he asks, his gaze softening and looking almost saddened. you quickly reassure him:

"no, no, i'm not dissapointed! more like stunned.." you blush and he notices, twirling a strand of your hair between his fingers.

"oh? why is that? i have always assumed we had a fairly good relationship, y/n. you have always been so nice to me"

"i.. i've had feelings for you for quite a while..." you say shyly, almost embarassed of the fact.

his lips curl into a genuinely happy smile, his arms pressing you closer to his bare chest.

"then everything turned out alright"

you smile, but everything suddenly dawns on you - that zhongli seemed to be okay with your feelings for him, that you almost died yesterday as a sacrifice, that zhongli is morax and most importantly, that oh, you fucked the geo archon, in his dragon form no less!

"am i pregnant now..?" you ask quietly, reminded that the act of a rut is mainly to breed and create off-spring. zhongli laughs at your question, leaving a quick peck on your forehead.

"no, most likely not. but you will be, in a few hundred years, once i have to go through this all over again" you almost choke on your own spit as he says this.

"but... i won't be alive in a few hundred years... you will have to find another to help you through this.."

as soon as you mention him sleeping with another woman his face turns into one of disgust, his strong arms gathering your entire body in his hold.

"as my mate, you will live as long as i do, and i'm immortal, my dear."

"your mate?!"

"yes. by helping me through my rut, you have become my mate. of course, only if that's what you wish" he says, pressing a loving kiss to your eyelid. "and do not worry, my dear, dragons mate for life"

he almost purrs into your warm skin, making a referance to what you said about him sleeping with another woman.

"...being your mate.." you sigh, cuddling into his chest.

"it's like what you humans call "relationship" except a stronger bond, sort of an unbreakable contract between the two of us. a forever promise of care, love and loyalty."

"i think i would like that" you humm into his chest, "but, let's take it a little slow?"

he kisses you full of warmth, his hands soothing your sides.

"of course, my dear. i will take you on a proper date when we get back. for now, just lay there and let me thank you properly for your help last evening..." he sighs as he kisses your shoulder over and over again.

yesterday at this time of day you were supposed to be nothing but a sacrifice to the geo lord, and now here you were, getting your body worshiped by him, forever safe and secure in his arms as his mate.

[osmanthus-wine-addiction]

◈ Pairing: Zhongli x fem!Reader ◈ Summary: Zhongli is a host at a host club and you’re his favorite client. ◈ Contains: Modern AU, Angst, Emotional Manipulation, pseudo-romance

You showered him with gifts and try to buy as much wine as you can, not because you want to drink yourself oblivious, but because that's the way every host prefers to be taken care of. He's always respectful, never touching you inappropriately or taking advantage of your less-than-rational state. He never pushes you into spending more than what you could afford. He never really asks for anything, never demands, but that makes it even harder to close your wallet once it's open. In this hectic and lonely world, it's hard enough to just find somebody to listen to your woes, even if for a price.

To you, this had always been a conscious exchange. You were well aware that he was just fulfilling his end of a transaction. That's all you'll ever be, a name on a bill. He doesn't actually care about you, even though he does such a flawless job of pretending he does. That devoted look in his eyes whenever he looks at you? It's how he ensures you come back every week. His time was expensive. You're aware that you're not the only one getting his divided attention. You're just one of the reasons he's constantly at the top of the rankings. He's in demand, not just by you. There's countless clients coming in to see him at varying frequencies, throwing mora at him in varying capacity. You weren't even his highest-paying client. How did you know? Well, let's just say you might have gotten a little too curious when you first met him. The car he sometimes drives you home in was a gift from one of his more generous clients. The fact immediately incinerated all the fantasies you could possibly have of him.

Three years in, you still found his presence enticing. His velvety voice still manages to stir your senses. You still craved his touches and lost yourself in his kisses. He buys flowers for your birthday every year and sends you a thoughtful message from time to time, reminding you that he thinks about you. It didn't matter to you if he does it simply to get you to keep coming back to him.

He didn't have to promise you the world nor give you any sort of commitment. Every time you stepped foot inside this lavishly embellished theater, you came for a performance. Like a seasoned actor, he plays his role perfectly. You were getting what you wanted and he was getting what he needed. Nobody could claim to be getting lied to or deceived if that was the whole premise. You paid to play this game and Zhongli provided you with gratification.

It was a fair exchange.

So why were his lips pressed against yours as your body was pinned against the door you would eventually have to leave through? He kissed you like he was punishing you, like you had broken some sort of promise you never remembered making to him.

[dead0nightshade]

This headcanon has a decent sized lead in to explain it and its really silly in the end, so bear with me. (It also might be a bit all over the place because I'm trying to bang this out quickly becore I have to go, lol)

Zhongli being immortal means that he is a very patient man(Dragon? Dragon.) dispite the ferocity and feral tendency of his youth. So when he meets Childe for the first time and realizes that, yes, this is the man he wants to spend his days with, he's probably hoping that his immortality will end when he forks over his gnosis.

Unfortunately for poor Zhongli, it doesn't, and while he has the time that he craved for with Childe, his darling love is only mortal. But this is Tayvat, where all the world is a stage and the actors will always be called back time and time again for the rolls they have to play, so all Zhongli really needs to do is wait.

It's painful. So painful. Everytime his heart leaves him he's forced to pause and wallow in his own loneliness while waiting for the cycle of things to restart. The first few times really nearly broke him.

But, after a while, he would be able to start looking forward to running into his baobai again and especially looking forward to seeing what trouble Childe manages to get into in this new life.

Of course, Zhongli cannot maintain his position as funeral consultant for too long. People might start to get suspicious when a man claiming to be a fellow mortal doesn't age. He has to switch things up from time to time. And if, in that switching up, he learns how to put himself in the best positions possible to interact with Childe intimately on this new stage, well nobody is going to call him out on his schemes.

On top of this, Zhongli might have stepped down as The Lord of Geo, but he is still The Prime Adepti no matter what he does. So sometimes he...invites his fellow adepti into his new schemes.

Now, they aren't always completely fresh ideas. He's been a professor several times (not just because he loves the way Childe jokingly called him that in their first life together all those years ago), a member of the millelith in various positions a few times, a boss of a (shall we say) family twice, an artist several times, a champion fighter, an underground fighter, a historical advisor, a museum curator, a librarian, and (much to Venti's loud and cackling amusement) a bard/poet three times.

When times start to shift and things change, he learns new hats too. Joining Venti in learning how to fly planes is always a memory he'll hold as guilded gold (though he can never quite tell if it's out of fondness or from pure frustration). The invention on the internet and watching the subsequent changes from that has been fascinating.

But through it all, every passing of every year, he’s always doing it for Childe. He loves seeing the new ways the younger man will come waltzing into his life. He dreads the days when Childe inevitably has to bow out of it too.

So it goes without saying that Zhongli hoards Childe's time as all these years pass. Hoards away Childe's opinions on the times they live in like their gospel. Hoards Childe's things for him in carefully preserved, neatly arranged rows.

The one thing he can't ever seem to get enough of is the music that Childe brings with him. Zhongli can mark memories to songs that Childe sung along to or hummed the tune of while cooking. He can mark eras and areas by the style and tempo to which Childe swung his hips and laughed to.

Zhongli cannot begin to count the pieces of music that he keeps stored in his hoard, some of it so old that the notes on the yellowed pages haven't been heard by mortal ear for eons. Zhongli was extatic when they came out with vinyl records. Cassettes were even better becuasethey were smaller and took up less space. And then they came out with CDs and Zhongli had to commend mortals for the wonders of their minds. He lost his fucking mind when the first digital music players became avaliable (and then discovered, to his frustration, that the little devices could only hold so much data. He got happier with them as they advanced.)

So when Childe walks back into his life, Zhongli is always excited to reintroduce him to all of his past live's favorites and then show him all the songs Zhongli has been listening to in the mean time. No matter what hat the two of them are wearing in this fresh start, weather it be cop and robber, student and teacher, or fighter to fighter, Zhongli herds them both into a comfortable space with a music player and plays music while he re-bonds with his beloved again.

All of this to say this: This latest reincarnation of Childe, if he was born in the later parts of the 90s/the early parts of the 2000s would have quite a few opinions on music when sitting down with Zhongli. And Zhongli, who does his best but has never really kept up with the more petty tendencies of mortals would very unironically love some music that Childe might have gotten negative opinions about from growing up in the times that he did.

Here's the thing, when Childe's at home, he has his younger siblings, and for a while he was the younger sibling, so most of what he listens to is clean for kids. (I'm sure mans has most of the Tayvat equivalent to Disney memorized at this point.) He's also a workaholic (as evidenced by the fact that The Knave said he was supposed to be on vacation in Fontaine, but when we meet up with him again he's literally out working for the branch of Northland Bank in the area) So if someone on the internet says a band is cheesy, unless he wants to use up his scant little bit of personal time to check it out, he usually just has to take them at thier word. It probably fits that in this life, he works as a Northland Bank official (and sometimes participates in the particular brand of dept collection all Snezhnayan banks are known for)

Here's the other thing, Zhongli is a fan of rock and roll music, as evidenced by Xinyan's voice line about him (if you know you know. If you don't, go look it up it's fucking hilarious. All the headcanons about Zhongli, the god of rocks, loving rock music give me life and I love the little but of crumblike evidence for it) and is probably thrilled to listen to the way its changed and evolved over the years. He's also thrilled with the way its grown in popularity! I think in this life he probably decided to take it easy and fall back into one of his old roles. It probably helps that the new director of Wangsheng Funeral Parlor reminds him so much of her ancestor.

So, when Zhongli and Childe sit down, Zhongli will definitely just start playing the music. Childe will probably listen to the lyrics first (as an elder sibling gaging if something is appropriate for the younger ones might). Now, the song that Zhongli is showing him right now is not appropriate for his siblings, but Childe like it alot.

Curious, he asks Zhongli what the name of the band is. Imagine Childe's face when Zhongli replies, unironically and happily, Nickelback. Imagine Childe's internal struggle when he realizes he really likes Nickelback dispite everything he's read on the internet dissing them (for no reason). Imagine the blush on Childe's face when he hears some of the things described in those songs coming off of the elegant funeral consultant's lips (low key imagining them doing some of those things together( the song 'animals' comes to mind )

In short, Zhongli would unironically like Nickelback and would make Childe like them too. Childe would not know what that.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

[thatdeadaquarius]

*casually slides into asks*

The Creator having to be taught the language of Teyvat, except they don't realise that each country has their own seperate language and so they are just mixing and matching phrases from each of the languages and no one has any idea what they are saying

*slides back out of asks*

Hello hello my regular customer 💃

Before u slide out, have a cookie for the road! 🤲🍪

Ok but this would actually happen to me

Im partial to the headcanon that theres a trade language in Teyvat, but each country has their own native language, w/sub-dialects too (i think thats the word?)

Just like what u said basically, bc like what if they dont have the trade one 💀 it rlly is just diff languages and im just over here like 😃🗨👋

(Gif is u in the center trying to talk to other people on the sides lol)

Srry if uncreative or kinda a flop i am not a fountain of ideas as much as i wish to be😔🙏

This may be only funny to me...

But i did my bestest for you beloved regular <3

Also u didnt ask for this but u got it anyway LMAO <3

(sorry if i accidentally start callin u xiao pfp i couldnt find a name to call u by)

Ok but like?? Was anybody gonna tell you???

Or like r u so incomprehensible now bc youve mashed all their lingos together that they dont even recognize any of their languages anymore 😭😭???

Yall ever heard that meme sound that has like music playing in the background and its just a loop of a guy saying "..HuH?..HuH?...HuH?"

^^^Everyone else trying to understand you

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WAIT A MINUTE ?!%

OH GOD OH NO PLEASEEDA@!?

I HAD THE WORST THOUGHTTT!!!!

DO U JUST SOUND LIKE A SIM TO THEM??!!!

😰😰😰😰🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲💀💀💀

CRYINGSOBBING

I CANNOT ESCAPE THIS INTRUSIVE THOUGHT PLEASE NOOOOO JDIOOALLFJSLAFQ

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING ANDBCRINGING PLEASE -> GOD WALKS AROUND SOUNDING LIKE A SIM TO THE REST OF TEYVAT STOP

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Ok but so many people r trying so hard to teach u their language more fully so u can commit to one at least

(Off the top of head, Thoma, Tighnari but if u keep mixing them more and more even on accident he gets too frustrated and accepts it lmao, Amber, Ningguang she wants ur first teyvat lang. to be Liyuean so bad, Kazuha just wants to genuinely understand u and you understand them aw what a sweetheart, Ei once again a person who wants u to learn Inazuman first lol, Zhongli, Jean, Ganyu, Alhaitham but he'd be a terrible teacher i can see it now, Ayato, Ayaka, Gorou, Yae Miko just so u can actually read her novels abt you + have bragging right lol)

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...Its not really working

Which makes sense tbh, at least to me, bc i sure as fuck couldnt initially hear a big difference between Portugese v. Spanish, Korean v. Japanese etc.

Until i like, kept hearing it over and over and finally got it

(it was easier to differentiate between them on paper than auditorily?? auditorally?!? aUDITORIALLY??!! GODAMMIT IS THAT EVEN A WORD)

.

But I could totally see their languages just all sounding really similar to you, or like, theres some bits and pieces from each lang. that mimic others (pantalones Spanish = pants English for example, and its like all u catch are the "pant" sound so ur like?? Ok so same language right? Hence the mix and match)

♤

So this happens on the daily these days,

U r still going and seeing people,

But nobody has managed to communicate to you that its all different languages lol 🤭

Like this below, happens all the time ⬇️

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Ur having dinner w/ Kamisato clan bc ofc they wanna welcome u!! :D

And Thoma's there, and yall r at the Teahouse, Thoma just got out the hotpot (oh god🤢 ...wait is that you now, r u just like Venti saying oh Barbatos...?)

And they just started dinner but its already a problem w/ur ass LMAO

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Thoma: "What do you want to drink Our God?"

You: "Ahfs kal aldsplease give me ahdhai?"

Thomas face just like "...😶🙁 oh no" HAHA

Ayaka trying to help him,

"Please repeat that Your Grace?" 😅

You, again lol: "I would dhkaied that aifjwe please :)"

U sound like a SIMMM TO THEMM 😭😭

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Utter fail poor Ayaka is at a loss for once,

they're trying so hard to be polite and you havent even gotten a drink yet let alone the meal lmao,

Poor Thoma is struggling, hes just like,

"Um, uh, this one??" All worried bc now hes gotta point to the pitchers one by one until u either point or nod

AND THE REST OF THE DINNER IS JUST THAT SITUATION OVER AND OVER

U give up and just start nodding or pointing for food or napkins or drinks all like, "Oh wow my accent must be heavy today 😀🤷‍♂️"

Absolutely clueless, and they cant even figure out how to tell u lol

...

Oh god i dont wanna think about the chaos if ur also only understanding the basics of every language so not only do they not get all ur words, u dont get theirs 💀

Reminder :D = I have a ✨️poll for 100 follower celebration!✨️Yall get to choose what u wanna see me write about,✨️ Check it out!! :) ♡✨️

Cheers,

🌒🌧🌊Aquarius♒️🌌🌘

♡the beloveds:

@karmawonders

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[kykyonthemoon]

Old friend

— Pairing: Zhongli x Guizhong (Guili)

— Tags: short, soft angst, event

— Summary: The tragedy of reunion is knowing that there might be separation once more.

— Word count: 1286

— Masterlist

— Ao3

Inspired by Lantern Rite 2023 event.

As the roar of the zither from the top of the high mountain mingled with the music and the cheers of the festival at the harbor, everyone was stunned for a long time. The sound was not of this world, but came from the heavens, and the mortals would feel privileged to have heard it once in their short lives.

Consequently, no one noticed anything unusual at the time. Those who paid close attention could only notice a few unusual breezes carrying dust from all around Liyue to one area. Every stream of sand flew with the wind, from plains to hills; from narrow streams to vast seas. Then they met, swirled and merged  to become one being. A shadowy figure above the high mountain.

The barefoot maiden slid through the grass, her star-like eyes fixed on each of the xiao lanterns above her. That night, they were stars and moonlight. Peach lips parted slightly as she hummed a tune to the sound of her longtime friend’s zither. How much time had passed? Several thousands of years. Everything had changed, even her melody had been more or less altered.

Yet, she was content. Because, even though she was no longer alive, her music was passed on and was now a part of the current world.

She had been away for a long, long time. She had become part of the land, of the grass, of the wind and water, of the Liyue sky. But that night, perhaps the only exceptional night when her melody sounded, she could return.

Someone's footsteps could be heard from behind her. She could predict without turning her head.

"What a lovely evening, don't you think so, Rex Lapis?"

Zhongli's footsteps came to a halt. The maiden in front of him moved her head slightly, a smile spreading across her lips like a blooming flower. Fragile and fading, but not completely lost. Time stood still for a brief moment.

"It is true that you are back, Guizhong."

The young woman nodded gently. The sound of the zither was still echoing.

"Until this melody comes to its end."

Merely that one moment, for her to see him again. It had to be enough. She had already flown over to where Moon Carver and Mountain Shaper were still enjoying tea. She visitedCloud Retainer as she began to work on the great lantern for her disciple. She had come to sit next to Streetward Rambler when the very first notes were played. And now, she came to visit Rex Lapis, who was standing silently beside her, gazing out at the sea of xiao lantern lights.

"Would you accompany me on a walk around Liyue Harbor?"

Guizhong had always enjoyed the lively environment. She would never sit quietly on this grand and spectacular holiday. Zhongli graciously nodded. She followed him into the prosperous harbor. A man walked quietly among the sea of people and lights, flanked by a shadowy maiden who was as pale as dust. Nobody appeared to notice them, or, more accurately, no one could see them. Side by side, they strolled together.

"How beautiful!"

Guizhong exclaimed as her palm softly touched a xiao lantern on the side of the road. It ascended slightly, as though taking advantage of the breeze. She laughed slightly and added that she could have invented some fascinating machinery relating to this particular xiao lantern.

Zhongli said nothing and simply nodded. Just like the old days when they walked the mundane world together. Guizhong had always noticed everything on the side of the road. She would be fascinated and want to touch or even purchase everything. Zhongli would keep following her silently, carrying everything for her. Her eyes would be so bright, and her smile would be just as vibrant.

Over time, things had changed, and they were no longer beneath the same sky. Nonetheless, certain things remained constant.

Like their feelings.

They came to a halt in front of a teahouse. When the tea was brought out, the song was drawing to an end. Guizhong sat across from Zhongli, still happily looking down at the bustling music hall below. Perhaps, she longed for once to be in the audience, singing and cheering enthusiastically. If she had existed in this realm not in the form of a ghost, she would undoubtedly do so.

From the mountain came the music, harmonizing but not being overwhelmed with the music below. Zhongli looked down at his half-empty cup of tea. Even the gods could not catch the moonlight that had fallen to the bottom of the cup. Just as the retention of the deceased who was now only dust; it was completely illusory.

"Rex Lapis." 

Guizhong spoke up. She wanted Zhongli to look at her. One last time. 

"Just like this place, Liyue, you have changed a lot. You have had a new identity, a new life, and new friends."

From the upper floor of the teahouse, Zhongli looked down below, where the hat of the Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor - Hu Tao - stood out from the crowd. She was holding hands and pulling three of her other friends along to the diner. Zhongli recalled the meeting after Hu Tao's performance ended. Friends? Rather, it was a business relationship. But between people, or between gods and mankind, there is always a kind of contract. People frequently refer to it as fate.

"They would be delighted to meet you, Guizhong." 

"Really?" Guizhong eagerly responded. "Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could meet?"

I would be delighted too if you could stay a little longer...

Feelings that could not be escaped into words have lingered in the heart for thousands of years. However, Guizhong could understand. She had always read people's emotions and knew how to make them feel good. Even after she was gone, the feeling that she was always there provided those who knew her the courage to continue on their own paths. Like the way Streetward Rambler was finally able to replay her music, theirs.

"I was concerned for you." Guizhong carried on the conversation. "I imagined how you would manage after the battle, how you would deal with your loss... But now I realize I was overly worried. You have done well, Rex Lapis. You're smiling more frequently now."

The melody from the high mountains became faster than ever. Guizhong's silhouette turned blurry. The tragedy of reunion is knowing that there might be separation once more.

"Guizhong... I sincerely miss you..."

The corners of Guizhong's eyes filled with tears. She did, however, smile.

"I'm glad to hear those words from you..."

The tune slowed down, gradually. Guizhong's body also became paler.

"You know, I'm always here, in Liyue. I am dust. I have spread everywhere. I have seen the world and countless of mundane lives. I've never really gone..."

Zhongli clenched his fist around the tea cup. The tea in the cup was rippling, as if his suppressed emotions were about to burst. Guizhong's voice continued to reverberate, becoming further distant.

"At this moment, I'm nothing but an illusion in front of you. Yet, I believe that at some point, we will all be reunited. You and I... Everyone... Therefore, as long as you remember me, I shall always exist."

"Would you make a contract with me?" 

Zhongli's offer caught Guizhong by surprise. She gave a tender smile:

"Yes. This is a contract. I will always be in your heart."

When the final notes sounded, Madame Ping glanced away and saw a figure smile at her before dissolving into dust and soaring away. By the side of the teacup opposite Zhongli's, there was left a blooming glazed lily, from which a melody could still be heard softly…

-The end-

[yourcannonisnolongercannon]

My Zhongli NSFW Headcanons

-Zhongli has a practically nonexistent sex drive

-When that bit of drive hits, it hits hard

.-Locked in his home for days on end, no contact to the outside world. If he needs something, leave it on the doorstep and leave

-Very much into biting and any type of marking in general. (Usually in places that can't be seen because he’s all about good appearances)

-Asks for consent every little bit, also asks if you're okay

-He likes to restrain hands. He feels more control that way

-Mr. Zhongli is a top, but with his nonexistent sex drive, nobody can tell

-He likes maid dresses. I cant even explain it.

-Since one of his former titles is Rex Lapis, and had a more dragon-like appearance, I believe that in current time, he still has small patches of orange-ish brown scales on his arms and pelvis area.

-Speaking of his pelvis area, since he was known to have dragon-like features, he most likely has two dicks.

-The normal one: 9 when soft, 10 when hard. The second one: 6.5 soft, 7 hard.

[wri0thesley]

Ok, now I’m starting to think we’re following the same twitter circles because I saw that yesterday too! ✋😂 Definitely gave me pause to see Scara on there when he’s such a goddamn BRAT, which I admittedly do like but that doesn’t make for much of a daddy. Xiao didn’t belong on there either, you’re right, and at this point I’m genuinely convinced your average twitter user doesn’t understand the actual meaning of any word ever, because the gross misusage is legit out of control over there. I’ve long since given up the discourse lifestyle (or so I tell myself cmdkxmse) but some of the stuff I see truly tests my patience for fandom culture nonsense, as well as my self control to keep my mouth shut 😂

The bizarre obsession they have with “minor coded” characters is absolutely one of those things - for example, did you know that there were people trying to insist both Layla AND professor Faruzan are children? Truly, I wish you could’ve seen my face. 😭 Venti is easily the worst offense tho, I’m right there with you on that. It just doesn’t make sense from any perspective but honestly they probably deserve a medal for all the mental gymnastics they had to do to reach that asinine conclusion. He’s just as much of an old man as Zhongli is. His line at the end of the wine festival about feeling like some kind of grandpa should’ve been proof enough of that. lmao

((Zhongli IS my favorite Archon at least partially because he’s dad, daddy and grandpa all rolled into one 😂 but Venti fits the bill too, just in a different flavor. I’m low key convinced there’s some kind of correlation between that and the fact they’re the last remaining two of the original seven buuut I digress))

I like Nahida a lot too, she ended up being way more likable and charming than I originally thought she’d be but yeah, I’m SO ready to move on and delve deeper into the Deshret mystery instead. 👀 Somehow or another there are people who seem to have actually fallen for Al-Haitham’s bio insisting he’s the most normal, plain and unremarkable person to ever walk Teyvat and they’re starting to give up on the their theories but … if anything I think that just made him look all the more suspicious. lol Normal individuals don’t typically have to go out of their way to ensure they continue to appear normal. It’s very … Yoshikage Kira of him. 😂😂😂 Even if he’s not connected to Deshret (unlikely imo, given Cyno and the priest) I’d say he’s still got something going on behind the scenes and I can’t wait to find out what it is. Frankly tho I’m just so eager to go back to the desert again. It’s easily my favorite area in the game so far and also the Golden Slumber quest was just 10 out of fucking 10 imo. I need to know everything, see everything, experience everything. I also miss Dehya … a LOT. *sniffle* What do I have to do to have her top me? 😭

i follow almost nobody on twitter who posts like actual non-art things but the algorithm does like to show me discourse and lore posts (which . . . ok i won't complain about the second but the FIRST)....

GOD he was so . . . he was so grandpa in the whole of the wine event, i love him so much. he is so fun and lovely and also so melancholy at the same time. venti my beloved.

THE CONSTANT INSISTENCE THAT ALHAITHAM IS JUST A NORMAL NORMAL GUY DOING NORMAL NORMAL THINGS IS THE MOST SUSPECT THING ABOUT HIM. please. i don't like the desert very much (i hate the underground and i liked the first half of the desert quest but i am just avoiding doing the second because it's much less fun with less npcs to hang out with), but hopefully the apparently qol update we're getting that tells you the difference between underground and overground teleports will help there! mondstadt is my favourite region followed by inazuma (though the inazuma archon quest . . . oof). i am however extremely excited about SANDWORMS. i just think they will be cool!

[valeriele3]

SAGAU ARG

Translates to:

I Didn't Lie. I Didn't. I Left For The Best, DIDN'T I? IF I KEPT MAKING MORE THEN WOULD YOU EVEN KEEP HEEDING MY WARNINGS? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE WARNINGS THAT I HAD TOLD YOU? I WAS PUSHING YOU AWAY FROM THE TRUTH SO FAR, FAR, FAR! SO I KEPT MAKING, I KEPT WRITI(. IT WAS JUST A SIMPLE HOBBY I SAID. WRITE, BUT THEN I DECIDED TO BRAVE MY FEARS AND WRITE AN UNTOLD STORY, WHY DID I DO THAT? ARE THEY BEGGING FOR MTHERE IS NOBODY ELSE TO BLAME.

Earlier in the video in the blue screen there’s also this kinda hidden face. By comparing it to other characters it seems like it’s Zhongli

Because of the hair and the eye shadow thing

For the Latin part..

Going out into the world and exploring, turning the "unknown" into the "known". Ahh, I missed this feeling

Which is Albedo’s idle voice line

The second Latin part translates to

You will easily say, Albedo, you are not human. Will there be any consequences if you discover the secret of this world?

At the start of the video we get these words on the bottom

did you stumble upon this?

or did you come looking for me?

I doubt you’ve forgotten about me

or perhaps you don’t know me?

if that’s the latter, then that’s unfortunate

I’ll introduce myself then, I am the Duchess

or Duke, you can refer to me as either

Hm, well what about the fact that

you do know me? what then? how should I

How bothersome to the ears (There’s a Morse code audio)

if you do know me then, well (Tumblr users show up)

It’s hard to see what comes next as it’s covered but these are what I could make out “I’m waiting, a(unknown letters)mu o/d(?)h as you are waiting(?) for(?) me(?)

Butttt once the text covering it is gone you’ll be able to see the whole thing.

“I’m waiting, as much as you are waiting for me”

In another post we have this

I brightened the image to make the numbers more visible

At the top is the numbers 161021 I’m still not sure what that’s about. (I tried to search it in the writers website but no results)

Btw. If you go to the authors website you can find this

You can get here by clicking “About me”, click Duke, there should be a no info page thing.

On the top right corner you’ll see “Duke”, “Duchess”, and a search bar. Hover your arrow in the “Duke”

There are two things there

“Who is the Duke?”

And

“The Percival Incident” <- This is where the image above is from

Also apparently “Percival” is Aurora

"I" wants us gone

"Me" needs us to stay

There is no "I"

There is only "Me" and " " is "Me"

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I will also just put this. Thank you for this info <333 @the-unknown-wanderer

[chilumi-shipper]

So I read the lamb!girl reader and it was amazing omg, and I wanted to ask if you can do something similar with Albedo, zhongli and kazuha. Please ignore it if you can't! Thank you :D

Little Lamb (2)

Zhongli x Fem!Reader / Childe x Fem!Reader / Albedo x Fem!Reader / Kazuha x Fem!Reader / Thoma x Fem!Reader

Warnings: Smut, NSFW, Lambgirl!Reader, Dumb and Innocent Reader, Manipulation, Zhongli has Two Cocks, Virgin Reader, Size Kink.

Summary: Genshin men manipulates you into fucking them. Go check out the other boys (Diluc, Kaeya, and Xiao) on part one.

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Zhongli

All your life, everyone has looked down on you as an inferior creature, a stupid lamb that was just lucky enough to inherited the blood of an Adeptus.

But Lord Morax had shown you kindness that nobody, not even your own parents, have ever given to you.

As you spend the rest of your eternal life as his lovely little wife pet, you accepted everything... It was such an honor.

An honor to let the renowned Geo Archon use you, your body, in whatever ways he wanted.

As both his cocks vigorously stretched out your small hole, your hands were in his, and you were whimpering, smiling up at him whilst he sends brutal snaps to your hole.

Both of his cocks, red in anger and hard as a rock, inside your pussy broke you apart. Reduced to nothing but a babbling lamb, ears all twitchy and fluffy even when you're fucked dumb.

"M-Mowax..."

His little sheep just looked so cute as he shapes your pussy to accommodate him and only him.

It does hurt to have both cocks stuffed inside your cunt, but Morax called you an angel when he shoved his cocks inside you.

You'd give anything to have his approval, he's your everything.

So you, as the bestest lamb wife in the whole world, should do what you can to make sure that your Master gets what he wants.

"M-Master Mowax... T-Thank you for choosing me..." You say, almost screaming as you felt his hand press down on the obvious bulge on your stomach from both his cocks.

He absolutely loved seeing just how small you are compared to him. Yet still being a good girl even when he destroys your pussy.

"Oh, Y/N. You're just my little slut, aren't you?"

"Yes, M-Master..."

Childe

If he wants to obliterate you with his gigantic cocks, you will let him with a genuine smile on your face.

You've been getting terrible nightmares lately...

Thankfully, Master Tartaglia is always so smart and helpful! He even said that he'd help you cure your bad dreams streak.

"I-Is it w-working?" You stuttered, eyes flickering in tiredness as his tongue pulled your fifth orgasm out of your cunt.

Childe placed a kiss on your pussy lips, raising his head up before frowning at you. "I don't know, baby..."

He squirmed back on top of you, his naked form looming over your own. He absolutely loved seeing those adorable eyes of yours just get watery as you think that his "cure" didn't manage to help you.

"I'll have bad dreams forever..." He shushed you, forcing the tip of his length between your pussy lips.

"Master won't ever let that happen, baby." He couldn't wait any longer, just shoved his entire cock in, molding your pussy with his size and breaking you apart.

You almost scream, were it not for his hand covering your mouth.

You felt so good, exactly like he thought you would. Squeezing his dick and letting him see those sinfully bouncy tits.

"I'll have to fuck those nightmares out of you, alright?"

"O-Okay, Master."

Albedo

Oh no! Mr. Albedo is in big trouble!

You accidentally created an aphrodisiac that he drank, now he's gonna die if he doesn't have sex with a very willing lambgirl :(

You don't know how you even made the aphrodisiac, you're pretty sure you were just making some fertilizer for Sucrose's plants.

But then, when you came back, Albedo rushed to you and told you about what happened. Ohhh, you can't believe you just put your teacher's life at risk.

As a good assistant and lamb, it is your duty to help your superior.

"Ahhhh... mhhhhf..." Your toes curl from the pressure of his cock just not being able to fit into your virgin pussy. No matter how hard Albedo pushes it in, you would just scream that it couldn't fit.

"How are you gonna help me of you keep stopping me?" You whimpered, not being able to answer his question. It hurts when he forces it in your small hole.

"I don't know..."

Your toes curl as Albedo forces his tip inside.

"You're the one that did this, Y/N." He said, his cock inching further into your center.

Mewls emit from your mouth as you feel something enter you for the first time.

"You have to pay for your actions..."

Kazuha

As the wandering samurai told you his story, you almost teared up. You pity him, he had nowhere to go before the Crux accepted him, and nobody else to go to when he's alone.

It's so sad :(

Your ears were pressed on your head when you listened to him talking about his past, an obvious frown on your face.

"'Zuha... I'll always be here for you!"

Kazuha is the only one in the Crux besides Captain Beidou that isn't weirder out by your ears and tail or the fact that you can really be so dumb sometimes.

You'd do anything to make your friend happy.

"A-Are you enjoying this?" You asked, eyes slightly watering from the harsh wooden wall against your back.

Your thighs were in his bandaged hands, holding you up as he penetrates your pussy with his hardened cock.

As a loyal lamb to Kazuha, it is your job to make sure that he enjoys himself here in the Crux. So no matter what he does to you, you should always let him do whatever he wants.

He had such a hard time back then, you don't want your best friend feeling so alone.

You may not know what you're doing now but he seems to really like it :D

That must mean you're doing a good job!

"Uhhhg... Y/N." Kazuha hissed, hands gripping your thighs even harder when your walls clamped down on his dick.

His lips landed on yours, and in Inazuma, he said that it means that you're a really good friend! That's so sweet of him!

You've never been to Inazuma before, but maybe Kazuha and you can go there one day. That be supper great.

"Hey... Focus on me, please." You were snapped out of your thoughts when he pounds into you with a hard thrust.

You feel even more confused when you felt liquid flow inside you, like it was coating your insides.

"W-What happened?" You asked oh so innocently, not sure what he just did to your body.

"You just make me so happy, Y/N..." He answered, making you smile despite the slight ache when he moved his hips again.

It makes your heart swell that you're able to make him happy again.

"'Z-Zuha, I love you..." Your voice was so small and cute, saying something so adorably innocent as he dicks you down.

Thoma

Ever since you were both kids in Mondstadt, he's always been your knight and shining armor. The other kids would always point at you, laugh at you for being weird and different.

Plus your sheep ears, despite them looking just so cute and fluffy, you always think that it has been a curse.

But Thoma made you feel so special, when you met him, he was mesmerized by you. Since then, you've been inseparable!

The heavy looks on you got even worse when he had invited you to Inazuma to visit his father. You both got stuck there and now, you both work for the Kamisato Clan.

Well... Thoma works for the Kamisato Clan, you work for him.

And he's the nicest boss in the entire world!

Thoma even managed to make your job very fun! Like a sneaky spy project that ninjas in the clan do.

On the outside, you would just be his little helper, but on the inside, you're going to be his adorable "cum dump".

Ooh, but don't tell anyone, it's a secret...

You don't know exactly what an adorable "cum dump" does, but Thoma said that it's really important and you mustn't tell anyone.

You bet your fluffy ears you're not gonna be a bad lamb and ruin the job!

Sneaky spy project number one: make him "cum" inside your pussy, whatever that means.

Of course, a job is never easy, that's what you think as you were hovering on top of his naked body, only being able to fit the head of his cock inside your virgin hole.

"Ohhhh, h-how am I supposed to do this again?" You looked back down on Thoma's face for guidance, both your hands in his as you try to widen your hole to accommodate him.

The blond chuckled, hips slightly pushing up to inch into you further, making you groan. "Just put it in, and bounce up and down..." His hands left your own, before landing on your hips and slowly guiding you down.

"B-But it hurts..." You whimpered, feeling the ache of your walls being spread apart for the first time.

"Do you really wanna fail on your first project?" You shook your head, ears pressing against your head in determination.

You're not a weak little lamb, maybe you're a bit stupid, but you will pass your first job ever.

With courage, you plunged down on his entire length, impaling yourself on his hardened cock. Hissing a bit, you managed to finally put all of him inside.

"Y-Yaay, I did it!" You cheered for yourself, smiling so happily before looking down, a very obvious bulge on your tummy from his cock.

Thoma had chuckled once again, enjoying the proud look on your face.

"There's more to it, Y/N..."

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Also Requested by: @guoguo-ba

I had to really brain storm to think of ways on how these characters may manipulate you into fucking them (special thanks to my buddy @daddy-diluc for helping me), but I really had fun writing this, I love writing about bimbo reader!

Hope you guys like this, and thank you for requesting! (~￣³￣)~

[worriedvision]

Here is the alternative ending for the original Cyno X reader x Tighnari fic! Gender neutral reader, will ass a link to this when I get on my laptop. Zhongli to the rescue!

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You work in the mines with your coworkers, but due to not having any friends in Liyue you found you stuck out. You did join them for outings, but you didn't feel like this was your group.

You sat by yourself after some of them left due to family issues, which you understood, and you decide to drink some tea before heading home. When a man asks if the set across from you was occupied, you say no. To your surprise, he doesn't drag the seat to join the nearby group, but he sits with you.

You spend the night hearing his stories of the Chasm after you tell him you worked as a miner, and for once you felt like you belonged. Once he finished his tea, he reaches for his wallet before realising he forgot it.

"Let me." You ask, putting mora on the table. "After those stories, I think you earned it."

You didn't think he would go out of his way to find you when he could, but you were proven wrong when you were shopping. He was there, somehow always able to make time for you, and eventually you grew closer.

You become good friends, and you find yourself beginning to gain confidence. No longer did you think about your exes, you had Zhongli there (even if you weren't dating). You did have feelings for him, but you didn't want to ruin the only friendship you had in Liyue.

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When the chasm begins to show signs of collapse when you were working, Zhongli had a bad feeling. He can't help but abandon his work momentarily to run for you. He didn't quite get why at first, but he doesn't second guess his feelings.

He ignores the warning from the guards, legs carrying him to god knows where. It was like his legs had a mind of their own. He comes across a freshly collapsed set of stones, and he breaks through them to see you and the miner that adamantly wanted to keep going. Both of you had passed out at that point, and Zhongli doesn't waste a second. He hoists the both of you up, one on each shoulder before summoning a shield and standing up. He spies a carving on a small rock, and he picks it up before heading out.

Tighnari was standing there, worry written on his face, and Zhongli gives the man the old man he didn't know, deciding to take you along to Bubu Pharmacy.

"Excuse me?" Tighnari calls out, running over. "Drop _ so I can-"

"Oh? You know this person?" Zhongli purrs, a menacing glint in his eyes. "How so?"

"They are my, well my boyfriend's, well out-"

"Lovers?" Zhongli finishes, Tighnari nodding eagerly before he holds his arms out to take you. "No. They aren't yours anymore."

"What do you mean?" Tighnari protests, still trying to grasp you.

"I can empathise with the struggle of letting someone go, but My empathy does not extend past that." Zhongli explains, still walking. He knows fine well that Tighnari was jogging to keep up, but he didn't slow down. "You cannot change the past, move on."

Tighnari opens his mouth to ask if you told Zhongli about the relationship, but Zhongli answers before he starts.

"I didn't need to ask them regarding the break up." Zhongli states. "After they said a non-descriptive reason for leaving - regarding 'people who didn't have time for them' - I figured it all out relatively quickly."

"And who do you think you are, taking our love away from us?" Tighnari asks, expecting Zhongli to be a nobody. After all, how could you top off a well respected forest ranger and the former general Mahamatra?

Tighnari stops walking when Zhongli does, but it's not because of Zhongli stopping. The way Zhonglis eyes seem to glow shook Tighnari.

"I go by many names, Zhongli is only one." Zhongli hums, maintaining uncomfortable eye contact with Tighnari. "Now, if you sign a verbal contract to tell only your other lover of this, I can let you in on a little... Secret."

Tighnari nods nervously, swallowing before consenting.

"I was once the god of contracts. Rex lapis. Or perhaps you would prefer to hear the former Geo archon, Morax." He states matter of factly. "Now, how can a mortal compare to a god, hm?"

Tighnari doesn't move, and Zhongli takes it as his cue to leave.

--

You wake in Bubu Pharmacy, Zhongli sitting across from you with his arms crossed and lightly dozing. When you move, his head picks up, and he smiles to see you have recovered.

"Good morning." Zhongli greets. "How do you feel?"

You process the question, and you realise you don't feel nearly as bad as you thought you would. You don't think too much of this, saying you feel tired but other than that alright.

"I'm glad to hear that." Zhongli starts, shifting his weight so he was facing you. "I would like to confess some feelings I have been nurturing for you. I enjoy my time with you, but you are different. When you were in danger, I could sense it, and my protective instincts kicked in. I cannot pin when I last felt this."

"I would like to start courting you." He finishes.

You nod, agreeing to this.

--

When you were told you were not to work, given how you got yourself into that dangerous position, your heart broke. Zhongli comforted you like a good boyfriend, and he pulled out the stone carving he saw. You recognize it and your handiwork, and Zhongli smiles warmly as he suggests you start making stone carvings and sell them for profit.

He acts as a manager of sorts, negotiating good contracts when it didn't involve the usage of Mora, while you kept your hand on the wallet. As your business grows, you feel your relationship with Zhongli solidifies as well.

As you move in with Zhongli when things become very serious, you can't imagine a better life.

[valkyrayn]

Hi valkyrayn - thoughts about a rough sex/praise kink/breeding kink for zhongli/childe/itto x reader (or any man combination thereof)?

Thanks for unleashing your creative powers for some saucy daydreaming!

anon. you're making it difficult for me to choose here omfg. thanks for this brainrot. i had to go with Itto x breeding kink only cus i just watched his trailer and can't stop thinking about how fucking hot and funny he is and how he's probably really into filling you up with his cum. he's probably also very into rough fucking so yeah. that's what i ended up writing. more saucy brainrot pls! <3 hope you like this hehe. i'll proofread this later after i get some food in my system. jesus nobody tells you how writing porn is just like having actual sex

Pairing: Arataki Itto x afab!reader

Words: 929 words

Tags: breeding kink, implied impregnation duh, lots of cum, stomach bulge, squirting, rough sex, dirty talking

Sometimes you really can’t help but wonder if dying from sex is even humanly possible. As you writhe uncontrollably beneath him and your vision starts to fade, you are convinced that this is it. This is how you’ll die – being fucked to death by Arataki Itto and pumped full of his oni cum.

“Hey, stay awake,” you hear him say, the only thing keeping you conscious is also literally the thing that’s killing you – his fat cock sliding in and out of you with each thrust hitting you deeper than before. Your womb is absolutely filled to the brim with his seed and it’s continuously spilling out of you, making a mess of the rug beneath you as well as your kimono.

There isn’t any way to save that kimono anyway – it was gone the moment Itto had his hands on it, ripping it off your body then tying some of the torn silk around your neck so he can use it as a leash.

“I’m going to fill you up so full tonight,” he says as he tugs on the leash, forcing your back to collide with his rock hard abs, his other hand on your cunt, fingers circling your clit. You look so small and fragile in his arms; it really isn’t hard to be considering how huge he is. Thankfully this isn’t your first rodeo with him so you have gotten used to him manhandling you like a sex toy – throwing you around, folding your body into weird positions and fucking you on every surface possible.

The pleasure that comes from his fucking is too overwhelming that you almost always end up losing consciousness by the end it and only waking up the next day with his cum still dribbling down your swollen and used cunt.

Even after all that, you still can’t seem to get enough of him. You’re always begging for his cock, desperate for him to fuck you and do the nastiest shit to you – which has earned you the title ‘Boss’ Cumdump’ by his gang members. They don’t say it to your face, obviously. The name comes up occasionally when Itto is in heat and requests for your ‘company.’

“Boss’ precious cumdump is here –”

“– shut the fuck up, she can hear you.”

You pretend not to hear them. They’re not wrong though. That’s what Itto calls you too.

“Fuck– my perfect little cumdump…” he groans into your ear as he fucks his semen into you for the fourth time and despite his thick cock plugging your hole, it does nothing to stop the cum from dripping out of you. “Ah–Itto…so warm…” You moan as you feel him spurting violently inside you, painting your walls white. Your womb readily accepts him – the thought of carrying his oni babies arouses even more as you splay your hand against your stomach, silently wishing for his seed to latch onto you.

Itto places his hand on top of yours – relishing at the sight of his cum spilling out of your hole whenever he presses down onto the bulge of your stomach. A long moan escapes you, his name falling off your lips like a prayer as he continues to scoop up the dribbling cum with the head of his cock just so he can push them back in. He does this a couple times until all the cum is back inside you just so he can start fucking you all over again – harder and faster than he did previously.

The squelching noise of him pumping in out of your extremely soaked and loose cunt is obscene; enough to drag another orgasm out of you. One particular brutal thrust sends you reeling, causing you to squirt violently around him, covering his cock and drenching both yours and his body with your juices.

“Oh fuck! Yes squirt all over me baby…yes just like that…” He edges you on, his fingers going to your clit to coax more of the juices out of you. You’re screaming your lungs out, feeling the impending loss of consciousness as your vision starts to fade once again but he keeps you awake by crashing his lips onto yours.

Itto groans loudly into your mouth as he explodes into his own orgasm, filling your cunt with his load again, making you feel impossibly full. You whine at the feeling of his heavy cock twitching against your tight walls as it continues to shoot into you, every spurt sends your body jerking against him.

“Itto–” you breathe when he finally pulls away from the kiss, a trail of saliva connecting you to him. He tucks the strands of your hair behind your ear and grins down at you, his sweat dripping from his chin and onto your neck.

Glops of cum drips out of your battered pussy when he pulls his cock out, detaching you from the only thing that’s been keeping all the fluids in. You sigh at the sensation of his hot semen trickling down your thighs and you reach down to gather them on your fingers before pushing them back inside you. Itto groans at the sight, pressing his palms against your inner thighs to keep your legs spread as you continue to shove your fingers inside you.

“You’re such a cum slut,” he laughs. “Do you want my babies that bad?”

Grabbing onto his horn, you pull him towards you, making him yelp in surprise.

“Yes, so you better make sure to get the fucking job done.”

Itto looks at you, eyes widened in surprise but also simultaneously aroused. “Yes, ma’am.”

[bumbleklee]

baby won’t stop crying

masterlist | 1k prompt masterlist | baby series

pairings: diluc, kaeya, childe and zhongli x female!reader (separate)

warnings: babies

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diluc

“We did everything right,” You assured Diluc, assured yourself. “Maybe they’re just plotting against us.”

“Are they fed?”

Diluc paced your bedroom back and forth, trying to calm a fussy Isaac in his arms. In your own arms, Clara wailed in unison with her brother. The twins had been crying for the past hour and nothing you or Diluc seemed to work.

Clara was thrashing in your arms, the one month old baby having a surprising amount of strength, and you had to hold her securely to make sure she didn’t wiggle out of your arms. Isaac was grumpy, too, but nowhere near Clara.

“We did everything, Diluc,” You said, exhausted, “They had baths, they’re changed, they’re fed - I don’t know what’s wrong.”

“Do you think they’re sick?” Diluc asked, pressing a hand against Isaac's forehead.

You frowned, “I don’t think so.”

Frustration pooled in your mind. What were you doing wrong? You couldn’t calm down your own children? Diluc felt the same way.

You found a pacifier and tried to give it to Clara but she only spit it out onto the ground and cried louder (somehow). You sighed, aggravated, and adjusted her in your arms. Back when you were pregnant, nobody warned you that there would be nights where your children wouldn’t stop crying like this.

Your husband bounced your son in his arms and you couldn’t help but notice the baby looking at you.

“Let’s switch.”

Diluc raised an eyebrow at you, “What’s that going to do?”

“He wants me,” You deadpanned. Diluc sighed but agreed and carefully, you swapped the babies in your arms. Almost instantly, their cries ceased. Isaac found peace in your warmth and instantly snuggled his little body further in your arms.

Clara, on the other hand, was still fussy. She was much calmer in Diluc’s hold but whines still left her mouth.

“What’s the matter?” Diluc asked softly, feeling Clara’s forehead like he did with Isaac. “I don’t know what to do.”

You shrugged at Diluc and carried Isaac to the nursery, grateful that he was finally falling asleep. Diluc stayed in the bedroom with Clara until, finally, her own cries died down. It was only when her big eyes were starting to shut, though.

Diluc laid her down in her crib and held onto the railing tightly, his head falling. “Did we do something wrong?” He asked you.

“No,” You smiled, coming to stand next to Diluc, “I really think they're just plotting against us.” 

kaeya

One night, when Kaeya was visiting the tavern, Calla came down with a cold.

You had tried everything to settle your daughter but the baby continued to scream at the top of her lungs. You fed her, bathed her, and changed her but nothing seemed to work. You even tried to sing a lullaby to her but was only met with louder screams.

Resorting to your last option, you bundled Calla up and headed out into the streets of Mondstadt. You felt guilty for carrying a wailing baby through the residential area so your feet carried you quickly to Angel’s Share.

You used your back to push open the tavern door and were met with a lively atmosphere. Venti was playing something in the corner and you instantly spotted Kaeya and Rosaria teasing Diluc at the bar.

At the sound of a baby crying, all eyes turned towards you. Kaeya was on his feet instantly, coming up to you and your daughter.

“What are you doing here?” He asked. He wasn’t mad, just surprised.

You tried to smile at your husband but your exhausted mind wouldn’t allow it. “She’s been like this all night,” You said, “I know she feels miserable but I just don’t know what else to do!”

Kaeya snaked his arms around the baby in your arms and instantly pried her off you. He leaned Calla against his shoulder and rubbed her back gently, “It’s okay, Daddy’s here.” Calla quieted down but was still very unhappy. Kaeya frowned, he hated seeing her like this, and carried her back to the bar. He sat down on his stool and you stood behind him, brushing your hand over Calla’s head.

“My poor baby,” You pouted.

Rosaria chuckled, “The kid is joining us, tonight?”

Kaeya nodded, almost proudly, and grinned, “She just missed me so much.”

Calla’s cries started to pick back up eventually and Kaeya adjusted his hold on her so she was cradled in his arms. He wrapped her little jacket around her tighter and from this angle, the baby had a direct view of the man behind the bar.

You followed her gaze and landed on Diluc, your eyebrows peeking in interest. Kaeya did the same and soon your family of three was staring intently at the redhead.

“What?” He asked, pausing his actions.

“I think she wants you,” You said. When Calla looked at Diluc, her cries simmered down to a whine. “Can you try holding her?”

Diluc hesitated, “I don’t think that’s the best idea.”

“Come on, you’re her uncle,” Kaeya added. “Besides, do you really want a crying baby in your business?”

Before Diluc could make a snarky comment about how, technically, you brought a crying baby into his business, Kaeya had outstretched his arms and was holding Calla out towards Diluc. He took the baby, his niece, into his arms awkwardly.

Almost instantly, Calla became totally quiet. Her eyes were wide, staring at Diluc and his flaming red hair, but she was finally calm. Your mouth gaped at how easily Diluc was able to calm down your daughter.

“There - she’s not upset anymore. Can I give her back?”

“No!” You and Kaeya said in unison.

“I mean,” You continued, “Can you just hold her for a little while longer? Maybe until she falls asleep? Please?”

Diluc sighed, “Half an hour. That’s in.”

You clasped your hands together, “That’s great! Thank you!” You took a seat next to Kaeya and reached for his drink, ready to feel like a functioning human again even if it was just for the next half hour.

childe

You and Childe groaned in unison when Nikolai’s loud cries woke you up for the third time that night. “Are we doing something wrong?” Childe wondered, sitting up in bed.

“No way,” You said firmly, “We’re doing more than enough.”

Nikolai was a month old and still hadn’t figured out a sleep schedule, meaning some nights were peaceful and others were filled with his screams. Tonight was the latter.

“I’ll handle it,” Childe continued, throwing the blanket off of him. You frowned and rolled over into his spot on the bed, relishing in the warmth.

“But don’t you have to see Zhongli early tomorrow morning?”

Childe shrugged, “You’ve been a champion, babe. Go back to sleep.”

You opened your mouth to say something else but Childe was already out of sight. He went to the nursery and picked up Nikolai, holding the baby over his shoulder so he could rub his back gently. Nikolai’s cries quieted down to whines.

“What’s the matter, buddy?” Childe asked his son as if the baby could answer him. He checked Nikolai to see if he needed to be changed but he didn’t, so Childe whisked Nikolai back into the master bedroom. “What do you do when he won’t stop crying?”

“Start crying with him,” You said sarcastically, digging your face deeper into a pillow.

Childe rolled his eyes and turned his attention back to Nikolai. He thought about when his younger siblings were upset and how his own parents would calm them down and had an idea. Childe readjusted Nikolai in his arms and held the baby outward.

He bent down so Nikolai could look at the framed photos you kept on the dresser. “That’s me and mommy when we first met,” Childe said quietly, pointing to the photo. Nikolai sniffled and stared at the colorful image. You peered at your boyfriend through tired ideas. “And here’s me and Zhongli at the Lantern Rite Festival last year.”

You couldn’t hide the smile on your lips even if you tried.

“And this is you when you were still in mommy’s belly!”

Childe went around the bedroom and the halls showing off each and every photo in the house until Nikolai yawned and his eyes started to close. When Childe was sure Nikolai was sleepy, he carried him back to the nursery and laid him down to sleep.

Your boyfriend came back into the bedroom and slid into your side of the bed, since you had taken his, and wrapped his arms around you.

“Thank you,” You mumbled quietly, finally falling asleep yourself.

zhongli

When Jia is a month old, you start to think you were underprepared on how to raise a baby. Zhongli, on the other hand, thinks everything is fine and you can learn as you go. So when she won’t stop crying, neither of you really know what to do.

Jia is a small baby. You think something is wrong when she hadn’t outgrown her newborn clothes but Baizhu said she was perfectly healthy and that she was just little. And, Archons, for a tiny baby did she have powerful lungs.

Your baby could scream for hours, it seemed.

Time seemed like a construct when Jia cried. Because when Jia cried, she cried forever.

Zhongli gently rocked her in his arms as she wailed loudly. His body was so, so tired and yours was as well. “Don’t you want to sleep?” He whispered. You were curled in a ball on the couch, your hands running through your hair and pulling on the ends.

“We weren’t ready for this!” You cried out, “What are we doing wrong?”

“We aren’t doing anything wrong,” Zhongli gritted out, though he wasn’t even sure himself. He studied your frustrated expression for a moment, “Please, I can’t have you both crying.”

“I’m not crying,” You said flatly, reaching up to wipe away tears you didn’t know had formed. “I’m just exhausted. Why isn’t Jia?”

Zhongli sighed. He felt himself growing more agitated as the minutes passed. He considered asking someone for help - maybe Ganyu? But the scowl on your face held determination to calm your daughter down yourself so Zhongli refrained from saying anything.

You stood up and held your arms out, “Maybe she just wants to eat again.”

Your husband handed Jia over and you sat back down on the couch to feed Jia. Zhongli watched you both for a while, admiring your resilience. Truthfully, he didn’t know what he was doing. He had never given real thought to being a father but here he was. And the more he thought about it, maybe you really weren’t ready to be parents just yet.

But the way you looked adoringly at the baby made him change his mind. Your gentle hands brushed back her soft tuft of hair, supporting her little body with everything you had. Despite your clear exhaustion, you held yourself with such resolution.

His traveling mind was interrupted by you, “She’s falling asleep!”

You handed Jia back to Zhongli and he carried her to the nursery, laying her down on the crib mattress softly. There was a dragon stuffed animal hanging on the edge of the crib and Zhongli moved it next to Jia, smiling about how she was smaller than it.

He jolted when he felt your hands snake around his waist, “Come on, let’s go to bed.”

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[starrconch]

INTERRUPTED WHILE MAKING OUT

★ Includes: Xiao, Gorou, GN reader, suggestive content, leaks for gorou's namecard as it's being used to section of his piece of writing

★ Word Count: 923

★ Master List

★ Notes: You can find Diluc and Childe's version here and Kaeya and Zhongli's version here :))

XIAO

★ The adeptus had been thinking of you all day, distracting himself from his work. Each thought dragged him deeper and deeper into a hot and bothered feeling that he couldn’t ignore for much longer.

★ Eventually, the task of taking out hilichurls became too difficult with his growing desire, so he fled home to see you.

A sudden noise behind you in your shared bedroom scared you out of your skin, your heart pounding in your chest as you spun around to see what the loud thud was. Your partner had let his polearm fall to the floor after he had teleported into the room, and was now pacing over to where you stood.

“Xiao? Is everything okay?” You had never seen so much emotion expressed on his face, but you couldn’t seem to place your finger on what emotion it was exactly.

Without responding, he crashed his lips against yours, snatching your breath from your lungs. He kept walking, backing you up against the wall where he grabbed your wrists and pinned them above you.

“Xiao?” You managed to ask between kisses. It wasn’t a complaint, but a curious question.

He held you in place with so much care, gentleness, as if he were afraid to hurt you, but his actions were still filled with just as much passion.

“Not now,” he growled, pressing himself closer to you. Xiao didn’t know what was happening either. All he could process was the urge to feel you close to him, to feel skin on skin. He wanted all of you, no, he needed all of you.

You melted into his touch, the warmth that radiated off of him, and kissed back just as fervently.

Without warning, the door opened beside you, revealing a familiar geo archon. “Y/N, do you happen to know where-“ Zhongli stopped his words, the question he was about to ask being answered when he took in the scene before him. “Ah, I shall see the two of you later.” He quickly backed out and shut the door behind him.

Xiao dropped your hands and rested his head on your shoulder, cursing under his breath. “What is he even doing here?” A bright red coloured his face and the tips of his ears, making you chuckle.

“Next time,” you kissed the top of your partner’s head, “we’ll lock the door.”

GOROU

★ War was a tough time for everyone, especially for you and your partner. When you used to spend almost all your time together, now you hadn’t seen him in months.

★ You missed him so much that it hurt you. That’s why you decided to sneak into the camp he was currently stationed in to see him.

Frantically looking around, checking on your surroundings every few seconds, you snuck your way up to a grand tent that you knew for sure that your general would be in. You slipped past the entrance, hiding to make sure nobody was around before heading into a partitioned section you knew had to be Gorou’s office.

A head of brown hair looked up from where it stared at battle plans and your partner’s eyes widened in shock. “Y/N? What are you doing here?”

“I miss you, can I not come and see you?” Matching wide smiles appeared on both of your faces as you approached him and reached your arms around his neck. You pressed your mouth to his and pushed yourself into his lap where he sat.

Between gasps of air, Gorou managed to reply, “of course you can.” His hands found their way to your waist. The general began to say something else, but he decided it wasn’t as important as the person capturing his attention.

You ran your hands through his hair, stroking the back of his ears which had Gorou breathing heavily against you. His tail twitched in excitement as you felt his fingers dig into you.

“Looks like someone’s happy to see me,” you whispered against his ear, smirking as you drew soft circles on them.

Your partner growled in annoyance and grabbed your chin to return your mouth to his. He hadn’t realised how much he needed you while he was away. You were his air, his life, he needed you in order to survive.

As you ran your hand up his chest, kissing back passionately as Gorou pulled you closer to him, you didn’t hear someone enter the tent.

“Gorou? Are you alright? We have a-” Kazuha halted his words when he saw what was happening in front of him. He coughed nervously as a flustered look appeared on his face and turned around. “We have a meeting with Lady Kokomi soon. I suggest you prepare yourself.”

“Kazuha! Wait!” Your partner called out, still holding onto you, but it was too late. The samurai had already fled the scene.

“Ah, sorry,” you apologised, knowing that if you weren’t there he wouldn’t have had to embarrass himself in front of his friend.

“No, please, you don’t need to be sorry. It’s my fault too.” The general rested his head on your shoulder, torn between continuing with you or preparing for his war meeting.

You squeezed his shoulder, which caused him to look up, and kissed the tip of his nose. “Go and get ready.” This was a war, you couldn’t be selfish and take one of the most skilled generals of the Watatsumi Army away from them.

He placed a soft one onto your lips too. “Wait for me, I will see you later. That’s a promise.”

[chocoenvy]

HELLO, I HAVE FINISHED BINGING ALL OF YOUR SAGAU AU well not all bc im a coward and i'd cry at every angsty fics AND I CANNOT PICK A FAVORITE GOD FUCK

but the one with imposter au vs soft au was so good!! especially with soft zhongli mocking imposter zhongli because i love that type of shit my obsession with fics where reader stands up for themselves is immeasurable

i'd imagine imposter reader would be so confused the next day, like, they went from "bitch how dare u do our god like that" to "i love you im going to protect you and im never gonna hurt you ever again"

but what would confuse them the most is how zhongli is so so sooo delicate with them, over the top gentle as if reader is made of glass they might as well be at this point and becomes so protective over them

the whiplash is real

but he's still a bitch :] (affectionate not really)

:LKfjdsl;akfjasf;lkas thank you <3 it means a lot :DDD

also those posts were mostly brainrots so I didn't really expand much on it, but I don't think it'd be super bad whiplash. Definetely the day they finally accept it, the reader would experience bad whiplash but I think it'd be a bit noticable before then.

Like, I mentioned it in one post, but the archons slowly have doubt implanted into their minds because of the dreams. The pain is so vivid they start doubting themselves and their iron will but they just can't accept it because that would be admitting that they're wrong and that they couldn't recognize their god.

But when they look into your eyes after the constant dreams there's hesitation. It's subtle, it's quick at first, but it stings the archons inside. Are they not as devout as they thought? No.

But slowly their will breaks. They doubt travels deeper in their minds. and everytime they see see your scared and shaking form they can't help but think is that their grace?

It can't be, if it is then they've messed up so many things it can't be their god, their excellency, their grace, it can't be it can't be it can't be-

But they hesitate and they linger on you. No longer hurting you with such fervor, they instead glare at you with scrutinizing and almost begging eyes.

When they finally crack, it's jarring, but a part of you recalls their looks. Their eyes, the desperation and damn near regret burning deep within their eyes.

You're glad when they treat you better. It's nice not being hunted, but the way they treat you so gently. Especially Zhongli. It disgusts you.

They hurt you they wanted you dead. You don't want them to apologize, you just never want to see them again. A deep, dark part of your soul, begged, wished, hoped that they'd drop dead. You their "god" now or whatever (just admitting you were their god after they nearly killed you for impersonating them made you sick to your stomach) so you could kill them. It'd be easy wouldn't it? They asked for it, begged for punishment, nobody would be upset. Nobody would fault you.

...but they were still the characters you loved so much...

and you couldn't lower yourself to their level. No matter what, you wouldn't become like them. No matter what.